What would an Alien think of human insults?

What would an alien think is meant when they hear humans swear at each other?  Let’s examine the words.

Mother f***er.  This is someone who has sexual relations with an experienced woman who is also a parent.  Most of us are married and are indeed having sex with a mother.  Is that an insult?

A**hole.  According to a survey, the bum of a woman is the second most desirable part of her body and the center of it all is the hole.  This is where many guys want to put many different parts of their body. 

Bitch.  This is a female dog.  Dogs are the most popular household animal.  Most people care more for their dog than they do their fellow human.  The female dog is the most beautiful of felines.

Although we know that these words are meant to inflict emotional damage, an alien would surely think that these terms are compliments and not insults. 

Moral: The next time you are called any of these names, thank the person and let them know why it makes you happy.